Flavorwire’s Official 2017 Golden Globes Drinking Game


The 74th Golden Globe Awards airs tomorrow evening, hosted by comedian Jimmy Fallon. Play with us and get boozy using Flavorwire’s official Golden Globes drinking game as your guide. It’s the only way we’re going to survive the celebrity nonsense that is sure to ensue. Cheers!

Take a drink whenever…

The awkwardness of Cuba Gooding Jr., John Travolta, and David Schwimmer makes everyone feel uncomfortable.

Someone confuses Jimmy Fallon with Jimmy Kimmel.

Better Call Saul‘s Bob Odenkirk makes you laugh and sob your eyes out at the same time.

Someone calls La La Land “charming.”

Someone compliments Meryl Streep or calls her an inspiration.

Finish your drink if…

Elle‘s Isabelle Huppert’s glorious resting bitch face wins an award.

Sarah Paulson arrives styled in her Marcia Clark /The People v. O. J. Simpson afro.

Jeffrey Tambor wins for Transparent and gives a beautiful speech about trans actors or trans culture.

Jackie‘s Natalie Portman makes you want to watch The House of Yes.

The Lobster‘s Colin Farrell shows up to the Globes single.

Do a shot if…

Issa Rae wins for Insecure. We’re rooting for her!

Lena Headey arrives to the Globes wearing Cersei’s crown and demands to be greeted as Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Lady Paramount of the Westerlands, and Lady of Casterly Rock.

Stranger Things‘ Winona Ryder doesn’t blink through the entire ceremony.

Mr. Robot‘s Rami Malek doesn’t blink through the entire ceremony.

Finish the bottle if…

No one can actually see Mr. Robot star Christian Slater or prove his existence.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend‘s Rachel Bloom performs “Heavy Boobs,” to keep the crowd awake.

Someone boos Casey Affleck.

The Globe producers added the debated “In Memoriam” segment. Also, grab a box of tissues.