Here at Flavorwire HQ, we’re counting the days until David Lynch’s Twin Peaks’ revival on Showtime. The 18-episode series, which is directed by Lynch, will premiere on May 21. Leading up to the series, we’re stocking up on all the Twin Peaks goodies we can get our mitts on. Here are 15 different Twin Peaks-inspired bits and baubles for those of you who appreciate a damn fine bit of merch.
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February Twenty-fourth. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life.” $8
“Man . . . smell those trees. Smell those Douglas Firs.” $14
Check into the Great Northern. $10
Cards Against Humanity just got a lot weirder. $20
When you want to make every place “a place both wonderful and strange.” $8+
Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost unlocks the mysteries of the series. $30
Like Pete Martell said. $19
For your slice of cherry pie. $15
Being homecoming queen is hard. $25
A map of the town of Twin Peaks, drawn by Lynch himself. $33
“My log does not judge.” $25
Probs made at the Packard Sawmill. $2
Two tastes that taste great together. $27
“Isn’t it too dreamy?” $12
Stay away from Jacques Renault. $10