The Lippi Selk Bag It’s great if: You’ve always found a sleeping bag too constraining for the Running Man
The Snuggie Sutra It’s great if: You’re a cold pervert
The Wuggie It’s great if: You can pull off leopard print in this silhouette — most of us can’t
The Booty Buddy Blanket It’s great if: You want to give another hipster smallpox
The Snuggle Suit It’s great if: You have a business meeting to attend — duh
The Snuggie for Dogs It’s great if: You’re a dog or very small-boned
The Peekaru It’s great if: You’re too lazy to lift up your shirt at Mardi Gras
The Pantalaine All-Handmade Couch Dress It’s great if: You’re a hoarder and looking to hide stuff