One of Stephen Colbert’s funniest Late Show segments will become a book, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Colbert will publish a book based on his hilarious “Midnight Confessions” segment with Simon & Schuster, available in print and audio on September 5. “Midnight Confessions will include Colbert’s favorite pleas for forgiveness, along with submissions from audience members. Colbert said in a statement that he wishes the ‘confessions were made up,’” the trade writes. This will be Colbert’s third book following I Am America (And So Can You!) and America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t.