And while in theory that’s exciting, it’s mostly just serving as a reminder that, oh right, at the end of the first one, Colin Farrell was revealed to be Johnny Depp, which is about the worst casting downgrade this side of Jamie Kennedy in Son of the Mask. I mean, just look at him.
I want to see it so much less now! That seems like the opposite of what this stuff should do.
Anyway, what else do we have? Ah, this is in bold and italics, must be important: *If you are printing or posting the static image we kindly ask you please include the title treatment*. Oh, jeez, we don’t wanna cross Warner Brothers, here is the “title treatment”:
Hey, look at that! It’t the title of the movie, in a fancy font! With the date it comes out, which is (squints) 365 days from now.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE: They have also sent us (and tweeted) a “motion image with title treatment”! What the hell could that be? Let’s find out!
Ewww fancy, they put them together!
Anyway, there ya go, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, out literally a year from now! Mark it down!