Here’s the Full List of Goofy-Ass Golden Globe Nominees

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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced it nominees for the 75th Golden Globe Awards this morning in Beverly Hills. The Golden Globes, which are often considered (with questionable accuracy) to be an important bellwether for the Oscars, included multiple nods for such awards season favorites as Call Me By Your Name, Lady Bird, Get Out, The Post, and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, as well as the first batch of nods for the Spacey-replacing All the Money in the World (including one for Christopher Plummer himself). On the television side, they’ve nominated such popular favorites as The Crown, The Handmaid’s Tale, Big Little Lies, and Stranger Things, as well as (thanks to their year-end calendar placement) the first nods for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The Deuce, and SMILF.

They also nominated The Boss Baby for Best Animated Film, and went with Feud: Bette and Joan for Best Limited Series over Twin Peaks, so let’s not take these people too seriously.

Here’s their full list of nominees:

FILM

Best Motion Picture, Drama Call Me By Your Name Dunkirk The Post The Shape of Water Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy The Disaster Artist Get Out The Greatest Showman I, Tonya Lady Bird

Best Director – Motion Picture Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk Ridley Scott, All the Money in the World Steven Spielberg, The Post

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama Jessica Chastain, Molly’s Game Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water Francis McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Meryl Streep, The Post Michelle Williams, All the Money in the World

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy Judi Dench, Victoria & Abdul Helen Mirren, The Leisure Seeker Margot Robbie, I, Tonya Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird Emma Stone, Battle of the Sexes

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama Timothée Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread Tom Hanks, The Post Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour Denzel Washington, Roman J Israel, Esq

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy Steve Carell, Battle of the Sexes Ansel Elgort, Baby Driver James Franco, The Disaster Artist Hugh Jackman, The Greatest Showman Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project Armie Hammer, Call Me By Your Name Richard Jenkins, The Shape Of Water Christopher Plummer, All the Money in the World Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture Mary J. Blige, Mudbound Hong Chau, Downsizing Allison Janney, I, Tonya Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture The Shape Of Water Lady Bird The Post Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Molly’s Game

Best Foreign Language Film A Fantastic Woman First They Killed My Father In the Fade Loveless The Square

Best Animated Feature Film The Boss Baby The Breadwinner Coco Ferdinand Loving Vincent

Best Original Score – Motion Picture Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri The Shape of Water Phantom Thread The Post Dunkirk

Best Original Song – Motion Picture “Home”, Ferdinand “Mighty River”, Mudbound “Remember Me”, Coco “The Star”, The Star “This Is Me”, The Greatest Showman

TELEVISION

Best TV Series, Drama The Crown Game of Thrones The Handmaid’s Tale Stranger Things This Is Us

Best TV Series, Comedy Black-ish The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Master of None SMILF Will & Grace

Best TV Movie or Limited-Series Big Little Lies Fargo Feud: Bette and Joan The Sinner Top of the Lake: China Girl

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama Caitriona Balfe, Outlander Claire Foy, The Crown Maggie Gyllenahall, The Deuce Katherine Langford, 13 Reasons Why Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy Pamela Adlon, Better Things Alison Brie, GLOW Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Issa Rae, Insecure Frankie Shaw, SMILF

Best Actress in a Limited-Series or TV Movie Jessica Biel, The Sinner Nicole Kidman. Big Little Lies Jessica Lange, Feud: Bette and Joan Susan Sarandon, Feud: Bette and Joan Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies

Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama Jason Bateman, Ozark Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us Freddie Highmore, The Good Doctor Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Best Actor in a TV Series, Comedy Anthony Anderson, Black-ish Aziz Ansari, Master of None Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick William H. Macy, Shameless Erik McCormack, Will & Grace

Best Actor in a Limited-Series or TV Movie Robert De Niro, Wizard of Lies Jude Law, The Young Pope Kyle McLaughlin, Twin Peaks Ewan McGregor, Fargo Geoffrey Rush, Genius

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited-Series, or TV Movie Laura Dern, Big Little Lies Ann Dowd, The Handmaid’s Tale Chrissy Metz, This Is Us Michelle Pfeiffer, Wizard of Lies Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited-Series or TV Movie David Harbour, Stranger Things Alfred Molina, Feud: Bette and Joan Christian Slater, Mr. Robot Alexander Skarsgard, Big Little Lies David Thewlis, Fargo

The Golden Globes will be handed out on January 7th.