Today at Flavorpill, we wished that Gabourey Sidibe had found her way onto this Vanity Fair cover. We watched a dog smile like a person. We tried to imagine kissing someone for three hours in an empty museum. We channeled other people’s emotional pain. We found ourselves on Team Macmillan. We read Dave Longstreth’s letter to Don Henley. We wondered who is going to walk off with Miramax. We judged the kind of person who would steal Ricky Gervais’ Flanimals. We watched Taylor Swift look surprised over and over again. We wanted to curl up with this poem pillow. We were disturbed by the literal music video version of “Billie Jean.” And finally, we drooled over Tim Burton’s new website. Does the man ever do something that isn’t cool?