Dingle! Dongle! The old man’s dead. Let’s break open that Frog’s Leap Cab and quaff. Anne, Anne! My decanter! @mcattack – Jay McInerney
RIP Jerry. I bow my head in silent tribute 2 a man whose talent formed the basis 4 my own oeuvre, or is it ouvre? Does this have spellcheck? @ParkSlopeBoi – Jonathan Safran Foer
When I was in Bohkara, a holy man said hold on 2 your dreams. Thought he said Holden. I’m adorable, self-effacing, well-traveled & I miss JD @eatpreylove -Elizabeth Gilbert
I met Jerry at a cocktail party once. No, twice. I think twice. Once at the Regency and once at the Yaddo. Rest in Peace. @UpstreamSwimmer – Salman Rushdie
Bill Gray is now an orphan. @DoubleD – Don Delillo
Used 2 run in2 Jerry at CBGB, those thick eyebrows wiggling sardonically to Blitzkreig Bop. Told me, wryly, Holden was based on Joey Ramone. @Eat88 – Patti Smith
J.D.’s dead! I can’t wait to play Holden in the screen adaptation. I love sweaters! @aplusk -Ashton Kutcher
Always thought that Stradlater was > Caulfield. Nah, I’m just kidding. @johncmayer – John Mayer
Hey little monsters! My fave author died today. (No, not Deleuze. Salinger!) I ruined my makeup crying. xx @Ladygaga – Lady Gaga
Holden Caulfield is an anagram for Ill Unfolded Ache. Salinger’s death a chiropractic conspiracy? RT with info. @IamIlluminati – Dan Brown
Anyone we’re forgetting?
* Editor’s note: This post is a work of fiction. Just wanted to be sure we’re all clear on that.