Today at Flavorpill, we had our rebuttal rebutted. We were surprised to hear that Duncan Sheik’s next musical adventure will be an an American Psycho adaptation — although Spring Awakening was dark in its own right. We watched a man get carted around Manhattan by strangers. We realized just how far Sandra Bullock has come since she broke onto the Hollywood scene with Speed. We thought over which friend we could hook up with Kentucky and made a mental note never to get fresh with Florida. We felt uncomfortable after reading that senior citizens are sexting. Isn’t that bad for cardiac health? We wanted to frolic in a pile of leaves after seeing this natural color wheel. We studied the facial analysis of J.D. Salinger’s mysterious portrait. We too doubted that the voice-over-chick-from-Gossip-Girl would be a qualified curator at the Guggenheim. Or single, for that matter. Lastly, we wished we had our own Duckie, but were consoled when we realized we could just wear him instead.