The Super Bowl is Sunday, which means that everyone outside of New Orleans and Indianapolis is busy deciding whether they’re Team Saints or Team Colts. We’re agnostic, but we’ll watch, if only to see the Wizarding World of Harry Potter ad in HD. Throughout the rest of the game we’ll daydream about what the Super Bowl would look like if film auteurs directed it, thanks this video from Slate. Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Wes Anderson — the gang’s all here.