Today at Flavorpill, when we were supposed to be busy working… we laughed out loud thanks to the Onion’s roundup of 14 disastrous revamps; we wondered if like Brittany Murphy, ramen could teach us something profound about ourselves; we felt bad for the other Britney; we considered booking tickets now to check out Broadway in Beijing; we thought about investing in a Thor costume of our own to scare off burglars; we mulled it over and decided that EVE from WALL-E should not be eligible for an Academy Award nom; we weighed the merits of the Oliver Twist diet; we got excited that so many other people are excited about the new Animal Collective album too; we enjoyed a few seriously punny Bon Jovi headlines and then we downloaded some free Bruce Springsteen; and finally, we decided that we have to have a Schwinn electrical bike. Like yesterday.