Testing Out The Trustworthiness of Beards

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When we came across this fantastic infographic rating the relative trustworthiness of men based on facial hair, we were impressed by the level of detail, but remained skeptical of the findings. After the jump we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite facial hair in pop culture and decided to test out their ranking system. What do you think: Pink Flamingos-induced childhood nightmares withstanding, does John Waters really deserve to be sitting right next to Adolf Hitler?

VERY TRUSTWORTHY

Full Beard/Jeff Bridges

The Philosopher/Brad Pitt

MILDLY TRUSTWORTHY

Full Mustache/Walter Cronkite

The Cop Mustache/Liz Lemon

NEUTRAL

Chin Tuft + Mustache/Mickey Rourke

QUESTIONABLE

Curly Mustache/Salvador Dali

Goatee/Ricky Martin

UNSAVORY

The Horseshoe/Hulk Hogan

DANGEROUS

Pencil Thin Mustache/John Waters

The Hilter/Adolf Hitler