When we came across this fantastic infographic rating the relative trustworthiness of men based on facial hair, we were impressed by the level of detail, but remained skeptical of the findings. After the jump we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite facial hair in pop culture and decided to test out their ranking system. What do you think: Pink Flamingos-induced childhood nightmares withstanding, does John Waters really deserve to be sitting right next to Adolf Hitler?
VERY TRUSTWORTHY
Full Beard/Jeff Bridges
The Philosopher/Brad Pitt
MILDLY TRUSTWORTHY
Full Mustache/Walter Cronkite
The Cop Mustache/Liz Lemon
NEUTRAL
Chin Tuft + Mustache/Mickey Rourke
QUESTIONABLE
Curly Mustache/Salvador Dali
Goatee/Ricky Martin
UNSAVORY
The Horseshoe/Hulk Hogan
DANGEROUS
Pencil Thin Mustache/John Waters
The Hilter/Adolf Hitler
