Today at Flavorpill, we looked at some insane bottoms, courtesy of American Apparel’s massive search (do yourself a favor, and read the quotes from each submitter). We made our way through the 17 most awesome Lego creations of all time. We said goodbye to Ronald Howes, the inventor of the Easy-Bake Oven. We wondered what kind of guy would want to wear pants with a faux penis in the crotch. We loved MacKenzie Fegan’s video response to the sexist Dodge Charger Super Bowl ad. We found it funny that Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are getting Sacha Baron Cohen’s sloppy seconds. We enjoyed this interview with Julie Klausner, author of I Don’t Care About Your Band. And finally, we found it hard to believe that this is Conan O’Brien kissing a dolphin. He looks so wild in the photo — but after all he’s been through, we can’t really blame him.