Today at Flavorpill, when we were supposed to be busy working… we put the frap down after reading that recessions lead to obesity; we fantasized about living in the sweet Top Chef Brooklyn digs — for $12,000 a month; we weren’t surprised when Michael Jackson confirmed that he is a living comic book character; we streamed some new Bon Iver; we decided that Kelly Clarkon’s photoshopper should be let go; we were glad to see someone else is obsessed with Missed Connections; we cringed over Sarah Palin’s lack of humor; we learned Vera Wang isn’t designing Michelle Obama’s inaugaral gown; and finally, we found out that according to PETA, fish are now sea kittens.