Today at Flavorpill, when we were supposed to be busy working… we were bowled over by the Onion‘s chuckle-inducing T.J. Maxx expose; we wondered what the Golden Globes ever did to Nikki Finke; we smiled thanks to A.C. Newman; we got pumped about Fafi’s upcoming comic book; we read that book from The Shining; we wished that Flavorwire got the Cat Power seal of approval (Chan Marshall has the best hair); we considered hallucinating with some ping-pong balls and a radio; we played around in the book cover archive and then we watched this funny video about where books come from; we shook our heads over the top 25 Bushisms of all time; we signed that Secretary of the Arts petition that has been floating around; we questioned the economics of dancing; we wondered what’s the deal with all the redesign fever; we placed our order for the Journal of Popular Noise; we crossed our fingers that Josh Schwartz’s latest show isn’t really sexist; and finally, we sacrificed ten Facebook friends for a free burger.