2. @CoCosBeard – Conan’s sexiest Twitter account is “a beard that can type.”
3. @ConansSharpie – Conan’s most “versatile” Twitter persona, he’s recently been through some big changes: “I used to jot down notes on the celebrities. Nowadays, squirrel facts and freckles.”
4. @CoCosATMCard – The money behind the operation. And connected. He’s “linked to Conan’s NBC severance fund.”
5. @ConansTaurus – Conan’s Taurus : Conan as KITT : Knight Rider.
6. @ConansMonkey – Conan’s self-proclaimed bestie. A banana lover.
7. @ConansFreckles – We’ll let him (them?) explain: “I am legion. I contain multitudes. And melanin. And, mostly, the wisdom of the ages.”
8. @ConansSquirrel – He’s obsessed with nuts and Twitter friends with Ashton’s squirrel. Inexplicably, this is Conan’s most popular secret account.
Can you believe this is the same man who once trashed Twitter on The Tonight Show? That’s unemployment for you. Also: Are you following us on Twitter @flavorpill? If not, get on that.