Today at Flavorpill, when we were supposed to be busy working… we considered hiring the Obamas interior designer, but then remembered that we’re poor; we agreed with Paste Magazine’s five reasons to still adore Calvin & Hobbes; we spent way too much time looking at this gallery of Flash pre-loading graphics thanks to Rex at Fimoculous — it was like we were waiting for something amazing to happen; we started reading Curtis Sittenfeld’s new Obama-themed novella; we stealed ourselves for blogosphere competition from a retired Ryan Adams; we flipped through some old Sears catalogs; we weren’t surprised that Mickey “sometimes all you got is your dog” Rourke is the latest to team up with PETA; we thought Katie Holmes was taking the BFF with Posh Spice thing a little too far; we discoverd who killed Sparks; we were left puzzled by Oprah’s love for Kate Winslet’s golden globes; and finally, we were kind of intrigued by the Osbourne’s upcoming variety show. John Mayer’s? Not so much.