Today at Flavorpill, we got lost in this visual history of tourism ads. We spotted a pair of heels that no woman should ever wear. Because they’re made from elephant dung. We almost cried over Hole’s SXSW setlist — we can’t wait to see them when they play New York. We got confirmation of the sad fact that Americans hate movies with subtitles. Why do you think this is? We couldn’t decide whether a film adaptation of Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time was inspired or the worst franchise idea ever. We looked at a bunch of girls who Nate Hill (aka Death Bear) wants to sleep with but can’t. We were insanely excited by the news that there might be a feature-length Dr. Horrible 2. And finally, we tried to wrap our heads around the idea of a list of rap songs in which complete sets of things are listed. It took a while, so we figured that it was high time to head on home. Have a great weekend!