Today at Flavorpill, we were glad to learn that Beyoncé is not pregnant. No offense B, but we’re not ready for you to have a baby yet. We would like an explanation for why Disney has asked women with fake breasts not to audition for Pirates 4. We read about how Facebook is planning to take over the Internet thanks to a supersized new Like feature. We squealed a little when we heard that Christina Aguilera’s new single will be released next week. We learned that this year’s award for the world’s weirdest book title went to Crocheting Adventures With Hyperbolic Planes. We fell in love with these minimalist renditions of the opening credits for LOST and Tron. We enjoyed this list of the most preposterous college majors ever. We committed to memory these 10 Star Wars quotes that are not good things to yell out during sex. And finally, we ogled the rejected posters for the La Cage aux Folles revival — our favorite is the one that looks like Mardi Gras exploded.