Today at Flavorpill, we watched Michael Buble being stalked by a raptor. We embraced the fact that Representative Rosa DeLauro is a fucking hipster. We took a cavity-inducing look back at our nation’s favorite desserts. We wished that our elementary school had put on this G-rated production of Scarface. We decided that the next time we need a private investigator, we’re hiring Philip Roth. We found ourselves in a Galactic Empire State of Mind. We wished that we were incoming freshmen at Seton Hill University — they score a MacBook and an iPad. We got super exciting just reading about Errol Morris’ juicy new documentary, Tabloid. We cringed over these celebrity kisses. We took an eye-opening trip to the American flea market. And finally, we placed our vote for the hottest girl in the history of painting — Klimt’s “Danae.”