Today at Flavorpill, we decided that our company mascot should be the punk rock penguin. We were excited to hear that Gabourey Sidibe will be hosting an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live. We found Shaq’s texts to his mistress much less entertaining than his tweets. We decided that if the options are Terry Richardson or Olivier Zahm, we wouldn’t rather. We loved this slideshow of the greatest writer villains in film. We worried about Avatar fans who are learning how to speak Na’vi. We got pumped for the new season of True Blood thanks to this racy poster, and in other vampire news, we were touched to hear that proceeds from Stephenie Meyer’s new novella will benefit charity. We cringed over this compilation of 160 Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes. We couldn’t wait to watch A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas in 3D. Stoned. And finally, we found this image from the Second Avenue Subway dig oddly reminiscent of the underground treasure cave from The Goonies. Does that make the MTA the Fratellis?