As you may know, we’re big fans of Diablo Cody around here. Yes, the language in Juno might feel dated these days, but any adult woman who is part of a group who call themselves “The Fempire” is aces in our book. So when we read Perez Hilton’s exclusive scoop that the Oscar-winning screenwriter recently got remarried and is about to give birth, we were as happy for her as you can be for someone who you don’t actually know. (Remember back in 2007, when she was forced to engage in some very public post-divorce tattoo doctoring? No one deserves that.) We’re still waiting for an official announcement, but until then keep your fingers crossed that she’s forshizz up the spout, and it’s not just a food baby…