Today at Flavorpill, we did some internet math. We met (and kind of fell for) Norris Church Mailer, Norman’s sixth and final wife. We considered applying for a job at Kabletown. We looked at 12 architects with architects glasses. We made plans to go to Wilco’s music festival at the Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art in August. We fought over which dude in Flavorpill’s office should get baldazzled first. We found it impossible to believe that this sleep-eating woman was reaching for that bowl of fruit. We found out which countries U.S. workers come from, broken down by occupation. And finally, we were overjoyed to learn that proper nouns aren’t going to ruin Scrabble. Sincere apologies if our earlier report inspired you to set your boards on fire in protest.