Today at Flavorpill, we discovered why superheroes aren’t online more often. We looked at iconic characters put in sketchy situations, as told by M&Ms. We met Rev. Barbie, the creation of Episcopal priest Rev. Julie Blake Fisher of Kent, Ohio. We made mental note of Gawker’s list of 13 things not to do on a plane. We tried to imagine eating 47 feet worth of nachos. We discovered Gaga Stigmata, an online journal devoted to critical writing and art about La Gaga. We wondered what your average male studies major looks like. We asked ourselves why any parent would give their son a meat name. We peeped into other people’s office buildings, courtesy of Parisian photographer Jean-Pierre Attal. And finally, we said goodbye (at least probably) to the Justin Long/John Hodgman Apple commercials. Which is sad. They were always our favorite.