1. Six pages of a contract Sarah Palin‘s handlers sent to Cal State Stanislaus have been discovered in a dumpster; included in her “rider” are “bendable straws” and the specifics on what size private jet she prefers. [via ABC News] 2. The Vatican has finally forgiven The Beatles for John Lennon‘s claim that the band was “bigger than Jesus” back in 1966. We’re guessing because he was right. [via NME] 3. Did you see last night’s Glee “Vogue” parody with Sue Sylvester? Watch your back Madge. (video) [via Pop Candy] 4. Scarlett Johansson and Sam Rockwell will star in Lunatic At Large, a lost Stanley Kubrick film about a former carnival worker with anger issues. [via Digital Spy] 5. People don’t care that critics really hate the The Addams Family; the new Broadway musical has already sold nearly $16 million worth of tickets. [via NYT]