Things We Can’t Unsee: Johnny Depp as Ferris Bueller


A big thanks to Vulture for tipping us off to Moviefone’s hilariously-disturbing feature 15 Movie Posters Re-Imagined With the Stars Originally Cast. Sure, we realize that the casting decisions on most films change about a bajillion times before they make their to theaters. But there’s just something about literally seeing Johnny Depp’s head where we know we should be seeing Matthew Broderick’s that feels incredibly blasphemous. Almost as bad as the icky Meg Ryan/Al Pacino pairing on the poster for Pretty Woman or the horrible thought of John Travolta playing the old man baby in Benjamin Button. And trashy Melanie Griffith instead of the lovely Susan Sarandon in Thelma and Louise? Let’s not even talk about it.