Today at Flavorpill, we were depressed by the fact that the latest Archie & Friends comic references The Jersey Shore. We learned how to make an iPad stand out of its own packaging materials. We renamed a few cable channels just for kicks. We celebrated National Park Week with this awesome photo set. We took a long hard look at the future that never was. We wondered if any Star Trek documentary will ever be able to live up to Trekkies. We found visual proof that Lady Gaga is totally cribbing from the Grace Jones playbook. We were ecstatic to hear that Lin Yu Chun, the “Taiwanese Susan Boyle,” will be singing with William Shatner tonight on George Lopez’s show. We were excited that the Danger Mouse/Sparklehorse all-star album Dark Night of the Soul will finally drop in July. We discovered that comets are basically dirty snowballs. And finally, we got some tips for squatting in a foreclosed home. No, seriously. We did.