Hot factor: 6Iconic factor: 3Total score: 9
“Say My Name”- Beyoncé as monochromatic tough girl
Hot factor: 5Iconic factor: 2Total score: 7
“Bootylicious”- Beyoncé as pimp
Hot factor: 6 (This number would have been higher if not for the gold teeth.)Iconic factor: 8 (including some serious points for camp)Total score: 14
“Crazy in Love”- Beyoncé as Jay-Z’s dream girl
Hot factor: 9Iconic factor: 7Total score: 16
“Irreplaceable”- Heartbroken (but still pretty) Beyoncé
Hot factor: 6Iconic factor: 2Total score: 8
“Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”- Beyoncé as Bob Fosse chorus girl
Hot factor: 10Iconic factor: 10Total score: 20
“Telephone”- Beyoncé as Lady Gaga’s Russ Meyer-referencing partner in crime
Hot factor: 9Iconic factor: 6 (because everyone looks like less distinctive next to Gaga)Total score: 15
“Why Don’t You Love Me”- Beyoncé as desperate ’50s housewife pinup
Hot factor: 10Iconic factor: 9Total score: 19
Winner: It’s still “Single Ladies,” by a hair. But “Why Don’t You Love Me” certainly comes close. Watch the full video below.