Today at Flavorpill, we watched little kids reenact the madness of TMZ. We wanted an entire set of these artist action figures — particularly the Banksy one. We broke down the essential elements of a super-hero, periodic table-style. We tried to imagine spending $4,000 and one month’s time on building our own Iron Man suit. We were happy to see that the art section of The Ghostly Store is officially open for business. We considered buying a pair of tar speakers — but only because they were designed by David Lynch. We wondered if the Futurists would have been pissed at us for watching this film clip from 1916. We stumbled across a handy new pronunciation guide that focuses on visual artists. We looked at 100 different Darth Vader helmets, all customized in visually-stunning ways. And finally, we came to the realization that you should never leave a smug review on Yelp — unless you want your portrait made.