As your skateboarding little brother already knows, the Vans Warped Tour is gearing up for another summer of pop-punk and extreme sports. We won’t knock it because it was pretty much the hottest ticket when were in high school, too, and we would have done anything to attend. But that doesn’t mean we aren’t endlessly amused by the names of the emo bands the kids are listening to these days. Gawk in disbelief at some of our favorites, handily organized by category, after the jump.
Pseudo-intellectual Artist Vs Poet Gardening Not Architecture Of Mice and Men Automatic Loveletter
Vice-related Natural High Riverboat Gamblers
Seasonal Beachers Madhouse The Rocket Summer The Summer Set New Years Day This Time Next Year!
Respiratory Breathe Carolina Breathe Electric
Animal Polar Bear Club iwrestledabearonce Monkey Speakeasy Tiger Dirty Little Rabbits Cobra Skulls
Imperative Sentences Bring Me The Horizon Call The Cops NeverShoutNever Pierce The Veil Attack Attack Fight Fair Set Phasers to Stun Tip the Van
Declarative Sentences I Can Make A Mess Like Nobodys Business We Are The In Crowd His Name Was Iron
Deeply Unsettling Motionless in White
Too Soon Columbyne
Rebel Without a Cause Middle Finger Salute Tomorrows Bad Seeds The Pretty Reckless The Impalers
Religious? In Faith and Fear The World Alive Whitechapel
Self-actualizing Closure in Moscow Set Your Goals
Self-loathing Suicide Silence Left Alone Terrible Things
Self-aware Fake Problems