1. Did you miss last night’s MTV Movie Awards? Spoiler: Teenagers think Twilight was the best movie made last year. But as for what you really care about, you can still check out a preview of Jersey Shore‘s new season online. [via MTV] 2. Nerds, rejoice: Apple‘s Worldwide Developers Conference takes place today at 10 am PT/1 pm ET. And you know what that means — most likely an official iPhone announcement. [via Wired] 3. Simon Cowell is looking to take his Got Talent franchise global, with winners from all 36 (count ’em!) countries who air the series competing for world domination. [via Deadline] 4. Sir Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh‘s wedding Saturday. Let’s hope he donated his $1 million fee to America’s fight for same-sex marriage, eh? Also, where can we find video of Ann Coulter rocking out to “Tiny Dancer”? [via Movieline] 5. Devo is slated to guest star on an episode of Futurama. They’ll be campaigning for mutant rights. Natch. [via Clash Music]
Bonus link: Eminem‘s new video for “Not Afraid.” This time, we get dark and suicidal (again), instead of playful and misogynist (again).