While kind of cute, the teaser trailer for Johnny Depp’s upcoming animated movie Rango reveals absolutely nothing. We don’t hear a peep from the voice cast — which is comprised of Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Bill Nighy, and Alfred Molina, among others — or get any hints about where the plot is going. All we see is a windup toy fish crossing the road in a vast desert. With Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean) directing, we’re expecting this “story of a chameleon with an identity crisis” — which hits theaters next March — will be action packed. Right?