Today at Flavorpill, we felt inspired by these photographs to go skydiving. We realized that poor Keanu Reeves only has approximately 2.5 facial expressions. We were curious about the nameless person who screens the photos of everyone who works at American Apparel. Are they “on-brand”? We were shocked by how large the impacted area would have stretched if the BP Oil Spill had happened in Brooklyn — all the way to Scranton! We discovered The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows. We couldn’t believe the news that Ricky Martin is Broadway-bound in Evita, spring 2012. We watched The National get iced. We learned everything that we needed to know about the World Cup in just two minutes. We peeped the ’80s graffiti inside of the locker rooms at McCarren Pool. We evaluated the artistic merit of the Tea Party movement. And finally, we read a crazy interview with Rex Sorgatz about his new social networking-style burger joint, 4Food. We can’t wait to see it in real life.