Prepare to feel old: Ralph Macchio is 48 years old. Glad we got that out of the way. So, there are several reasons to watch the trailer for Wax On, F*ck Off, a faux documentary about Macchio’s attempt to stop being so happy and revive his career by becoming a Hollywood bad boy. There’s a cameo by Molly Ringwald that reminds us why we used to love her so much. A cocaine smiley face. Macchio does the infamous “Crane Kick” in a bar, and says things like, “Bonsai, motherfucker.” It’s the best Funny or Die clip we’ve seen in a while, and it actually gets funnier as it goes along. While we have absolutely no interest in seeing the remake, we’d pay for this movie — but that might be our late ’80s obsession with Daniel LaRusso talking.