Looks like Katy Perry’s finally taken enough time off from calling Lady Gaga blasphemous to release a strange, big-budget, innuendo-packed video of her own. The clip from “California Gurls” finds Perry and guest Snoop Dogg in Candyfornia. And you know what that means: the kind of diabetes-inducing cheesecake shots that could only come from one of Snoop’s stoned fantasies. Watch the video after the jump and meet the 10 delicious desserts it completely ruined for us.
Claustrophobia or nightmares about getting gum stuck in our hair? Your choice.
No, there’s nothing phallic about Perry riding giant candy-stick snakes. Nothing phallic at all.
Hair in Jell-O? Barf.
Tighty whiteys? Really? This one ruined Girl Scout cookies, too.
In case you weren’t ready to believe the cupcake fad had jumped the shark.
Why, yes. That is Snoop grabbing Katy Perry’s boob while she dances in a dress designed to look like button candy. There goes our childhood.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Snoop leads an army of gummy bears.
Never mind. Whipped cream was never innocent.