Looks like Katy Perry’s finally taken enough time off from calling Lady Gaga blasphemous to release a strange, big-budget, innuendo-packed video of her own. The clip from “California Gurls” finds Perry and guest Snoop Dogg in Candyfornia. And you know what that means: the kind of diabetes-inducing cheesecake shots that could only come from one of Snoop’s stoned fantasies. Watch the video after the jump and meet the 10 delicious desserts it completely ruined for us.
Ice cream
Lolita alert.
Bubble gum
Claustrophobia or nightmares about getting gum stuck in our hair? Your choice.
Penny candy
No, there’s nothing phallic about Perry riding giant candy-stick snakes. Nothing phallic at all.
Cotton candy
Unsanitary!
Jell-O
Hair in Jell-O? Barf.
Gingerbread men
Tighty whiteys? Really? This one ruined Girl Scout cookies, too.
Cupcakes
In case you weren’t ready to believe the cupcake fad had jumped the shark.
Button candy
Why, yes. That is Snoop grabbing Katy Perry’s boob while she dances in a dress designed to look like button candy. There goes our childhood.
Gummy bears
Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Snoop leads an army of gummy bears.
Whipped cream
Never mind. Whipped cream was never innocent.
