Claustrophobia or nightmares about getting gum stuck in our hair? Your choice.
No, there’s nothing phallic about Perry riding giant candy-stick snakes. Nothing phallic at all.
Hair in Jell-O? Barf.
Tighty whiteys? Really? This one ruined Girl Scout cookies, too.
In case you weren’t ready to believe the cupcake fad had jumped the shark.
Why, yes. That is Snoop grabbing Katy Perry’s boob while she dances in a dress designed to look like button candy. There goes our childhood.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Snoop leads an army of gummy bears.
Never mind. Whipped cream was never innocent.